War Declared

I logged into my blog on Sunday night to check in and found that there was a spike in traffic. I was thrilled to discover that the list of ominously serious side effects associated with Keto was a hit! So much so that some shitty health clickbait sites took my article and posted it as their own. I attempted to contact them to demand they credit me but these sites are essentially empty shells with an affinity for making money off of other people’s work.

They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. I find it to be the highest form of being an asshole. With that, I’m fighting back.

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Much like farts, I’m launching my brand out into the world. When it reaches you, you’ll know it’s mine. This blog was originally a casual, idkwtf I’m doing but now, I [kinda] do and I’m gonna do it. Scared yet? Me too.

Welcome to the evolution of my blog. Tighten your shoelaces because this new content will rock your socks off.


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